Stensonian Genius 2015: January
My husband and I have been married for nigh on twenty years. It has been a very good twenty years. Every now and again, of course, even my marvel-spouse does something so boneheaded, I temporarily wonder if praying mantises don’t have a healthier attitude towards long-term relationships.
Imagine, for instance, what the scum-buzzard did just last week. It started when I saw beautiful stamps on envelopes by his computer. My philatelic’s heart leapt with joy. Not only were there actual stamps, but they were foreign and beautiful, the kind you have to ask for at the post office – the kind you still have to lick. In short, an absolute rarity in modern times.
I rushed to ferret them away so the husband would not do anything foolish, like throw them away or spill coffee onto them. It was then I noticed that the senseless creature has cut right through the middle of both stamps on both envelopes with his letter opener.
It is said that nagging does not make for a happy relationship. That may be true, but the man had cut through both stamps. This called for serious discussions.
The culprit was thus summoned to answer for his crimes and presented with the evidence. To his credit, he at least had the good sense to look rueful and contrite. Seeing the irrevocable damage he had done, he offered to ask the senders for new letters with new stamps, an empty offer to be sure. Who would ask a customer to send another envelope because his wife wanted the stamp?
A few days later, two more letters with identical stamps arrived. In addition, we received a small package containing an entire stamp collection. As it turned out, one of the epistolarians had a daughter who had collected stamps in her youth but had lost interest. So there was a beautiful stamp collection in search of a new owner – and I am it.
I learned something that day; it pays to fuss at the husband. Now that it is scientifically proven, I shall have to do it far more often.
The more uplifting, lesson (for male people, at least) is that kindness and generosity are everywhere and often spring from the most unexpected origins.
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